Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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