im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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