"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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