i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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