Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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