how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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