You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
