i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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