yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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