That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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