Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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