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And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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