ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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