just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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