He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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