make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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