The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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