Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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