Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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