im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
