is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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