i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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