So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
