she was so not down for the gang bang
My brain says no but my pants say off.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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