I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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