He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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