At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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