Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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