Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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