He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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