we have officially lost it.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Terrible idea I love it
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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