at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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