There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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