I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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