census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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