Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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