yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Randomize
