I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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