Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Randomize
