...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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