Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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