I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Also, beer. Big fan.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize