just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
i think im in europe. pls send help
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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