That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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