A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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