sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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