We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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