One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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