He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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