Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
